20 Things Your French Maid is Probably Doing Right Now

Look at that picture of the lady on the left — she's looking out that window, isn't she? Hmm. That's the question our French maid is probably asking herself right now. We're busy thinking about stuff like “why is there a strange man lurking around my apartment” to “how did I get my feet over there from here, anyway?” But let's stop fooling ourselves and let her speak for herself

1. She's not getting paid enough

2. She has to clean your house, cook for you and do laundry for you — not just one or two things but all of them at once

3. You can't always tell her when to do things because sometimes she might be busy doing other things (like watching TV or reading)

4. Nobody tells her what to wear when she goes out in public with you and having to explain it every time would be annoying so she just wears whatever she likes best without caring what other people think about it

5. You need someone who likes doing housework and will do it well without complaining or being lazy about it because if she does complain about something then there will always be another maid coming in after her who will